Low Expectations

By Elizabeth Aaron

Georgie has a glamorous profession in fashion.

Her boss doesn’t be aware of her identify, yet operating for a genius pays off someday. She hopes.

She additionally has nice friends.

Granted, they’re occasionally a section superficial, yet who desires to speak about a world obstacle on a Friday night?

And she’s having fun with her unmarried life.

Eighteen months of celibacy, and never a scorching prospect in sight.

Perhaps life’s no longer rather what she hoped for…

But how can she switch it, and what does she actually need? caught someplace among a quarter-life problem and self-fulfillment, Georgie is decided that this yr, every little thing could be varied. Armed purely together with her experience of humour, a few black eyeliner and her most sensible test at ‘charming’, she’s at the approach. yet simply how lengthy will the recent better Georgie last?

Low expectancies is a great, raunchy, laugh-out-loud novel approximately what it capacity to be a ‘Real Woman’ this present day

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